Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Wayne Judas Rooney

Judas, one of the most complex characters in the Gospels, lived and died in a time of political and spiritual unrest. In his search for answers, he found Jesus Christ. But what led Judas to betray the man he called friend?



No disrespect but this is my version,
Judas Rooney, one of the most talented player, grew and played football in a time of political and spiritual unrest (Couldnt figure this but nevermind that). In his search for answers, he found Everton FC. But what led Judas Rooney to betray the club where he once said "Once an Evertonian, always an Evertonian?"

i'm bored..it aint good when im hyper yet bored..

Here are some of the transfers and rumours that my 3rd ear have heard..(somehow or another i've heard it) Enjoy!!

1) Pele (The Selangor Club has dismissed the rumour of a you-play, you-pay contract with Good ol' Legendary Pele)

2) Azman Adnan (Was on the verge of signing a contract with Everton until one of the Everton official discovered that Azman was gay, the transfer collapsed but only for Liverpool to excitedly pounce on this chance. Mind you, they didn't show any interest until they heard that he's gay)

3) Tiger Woods (Was about to sign a lucrative 3 years contract worth 12 million for upkeeping the pitch until he discovered the pitch that Liverpool have)

4) Michael & Ralf Schumacher (Have been brought in by Sir Alex as in replacement of Gary & Phil)

5) Michael Jordan (Have been a star in basketball, baseball and now football. Apparently, this is seen as a money making deal by Liverpool where they will reach the States market, however the Americans quickly turned off their TV sets and swear that they'll never watch anythin got to do with Liverpool and Michael after watching Michael's 30 minutes debut where he handled the ball numerous times and also reported that Liverpool FC was to switch to Liverpool Baseball Club after realising that most Liverpool players show more promising talent in Baseball then in football.)

6) Beyonce Knowles (Chelsea was reported to be interested in Beyonce. However sources have stated that Abramovich and Mourinho shares the same fantasy and the signing of Beyonce was solely for the interest of shagging and not for the club. She however will report in as the new tea lady in place of current tea lady, Alvin Chan)

7) Joseph S. Blatter (Have quitted his presidency of FIFA and is now looking to start a whole new sport which is similar to football but all rules will be made by him!! Offside, no removing shirt when celebrating goals and etc)

You see..i told you it aint good when im hyper but bored..Destructions could happen ya know..

All information stated above are solely made up. It is all fictional and at no means is headed to any particular individual(s).

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Monday, August 30, 2004

Man Utd 0 - Everton 0, Rooney isnt everything.

My heart was beating unusually fast in the last 20 minutes of the game. It must have been an least twice if not thrice as fast as the usual heart beat. What a game it was..The Everton side started off the game pretty well, controlling almost the entire first half but come second half, it was to be a hard fought game with Everton players displaying their best ever defensive stance throughout the game even without J.Yobo!! Another absentee in the squad was Tommy 'MadDog' Gravesen who in place was replaced by debutant Tim Cahill who played superbly in this match. Occasionally, the Everton boys almost broke the ManU supporters' heart through a couple of attempts and THREE PENALTY APPEALS!!

1) O'Shea's handling of the ball in the box (okay this call might be a little dodgy)
2) Silvestre's clear HANDLING OF THE BALL AS WELL (THIS IS CLEAR!!!CLEARLY HANDBALL!)
3) Silvestre's push on Big Duncan in the box. (ManU, u lucky scum!)



But nevertheless, ManU did threaten pretty well. In fact, 3 shots was denied by the woodwork.. Fair enuff i would say, if we had got the penalty, you guys might have equalised.

Overall, a fantastic result for Everton and currently stand tall on 7th of the Premiership table. It just goes to show that Everton can get results without Yobo, Gravesen and most notably Rooney.

Sweetest moment of the game: The final whistle.
Most sour moment of the game: When ManU fans chanted, "Rooney Rooney Rooney!!" So disguisted with them!!

As usual, here's the match report from Evertonfc.com
Man United 0 - Everton 0

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Simple Plan Addicted

I heard you're doin' okay
But I want you to know
I'm addic-
I'm addicted to you

I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?
I try to make you happy
But you left anyway

I'm tryin' to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it
And I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never
Want to do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker


Simple Plan - Addicted
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Everton 2 - West Bromich Albion 1

Back to back victory for Everton despite the Rooney saga which left most Evertonians disturbed, abandoned, dissapointed and betrayed.

Who needs Rooney? Young Osman wears the shirt with pride!


Everton 2 WBA 1. Up 1-0 in the SECOND MINUTE thru a Gravesen throw which Kilbane flick it onto Osman to head it into the goal. But the lead didn't last long, 7th minute a corner from WBA and somehow they got a head to it despite numerous Everton players defending. Everton practically dominated the entire game and got the deserved lead in the 68th minute thru Young Leon Osman again when an Albion player fouled Big Dunc at the edge of the box and Lee Carsley curled the free kick in for Osman to again heads it in.
Everton 2 WBA 1 match report




This is what happened yesterday in Goodison,

Blues fans from the People's Forum have distribute poster to the crowd at Goodison yesterday that they will hope to stage a half-time protest at the proposed sale of Wayne Rooney.

"The Truth" Banner
The Pro-Rooney activists on the People's Forum will do all they can to get the message out with this leaflet that will be handed out at the home game against West Bromwich Albion.


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“ONCE A BLUE, ALWAYS A BLUE” You said it Rooney, STAND BY IT!!

Like what JW have mentioned, "Rooney's not all that good anyways, and the hype he generates for the club, it’s not healthy. Everton is better off without him."

embarrassed..5 minutes of 'glory' went down the drain



I hope none of you tune into Star Sports and watch Football Extra.. I don't know but i felt silly and should have thrown in so much more comments and info. The host asked me the questions which i had the answers to practically on the fringe of my fingers but no i had to fumble a little and gave the average answers!! My parents tuned in and were good with it but my sister said that i could have improved so much more!! eshh..

Questions on Rooney's transfer saga and the impact, yesterday night's Everton result, and who would Everton try to bring in..All these are simple questions and i reckon that i practically answered it like an amateur!! I wouldn't want to see the repeat of that show.. o gosh..

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Addicted..



Shut Up Derr if you are about to bang me with this band.. Their songs are not bad and i'm addicted to their 'Addicted' song.. shite.. That does sound a little gay.

Shit man im addicted to her!! Im doing all i can to stop this.. Blocking her off in every means!!

Everton vs WBA up next in an hour time..It has really been a soccer packed day for me i guess..

28th August 2004.
12noon: woke up
1pm: went out and had yummy Nasi Lemak..
2pm: Indoor soccer till 4...
4.30pm: Outdoor soccer till 6.30!!
8pm: Dinner..(I cook and dont mention about it)
9pm: Posting this..
9.30pm: Off to watch live soccer at the common room..
Projected return: either 12 or 2am if i intend to stay for the Gunners game..

Soccer - the best medicine, anyone second that?

Have you ever wondered which hurts more?
"Saying something and wishing you hadn't?" or "Saying nothing and wishing you had?"

Friday, August 27, 2004

Malaysian version of William Hung(s)

Remember William Hung?

Now here are a few of our very own MALAYSIAN William Hung wannabes i reckon in our Malaysian Idol preliminary rounds!!


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Thanks to Catt for this video!! Had a good laugh!!

Is he a true BLUE?



Wayne Rooney submitted his transfer request just moments ago stating that, "This has been one of the hardest decisions of my life but I feel the time is now right for me to move forward with my career. The Euros were a fantastic experience for me, it made me realise I could play at the highest level. To do that, I need to be with a club that is playing in Europe every year. I hope the Everton fans can come to understand my decision and I hope the transfer fee Everton Football Club receive will help the club move forward. The Everton fans have always been fantastic in their support of me. I hope they respect my decision and I also hope that, some day in the future, I could be welcomed back to watch the team I have supported since boyhood."

Fuck off you scumbag!! You are leaving us at the time when we need you most!! You'd better not transfer to a rival club or else expect no mercy you little scum!! All the best in breaking your leg and being another jeffers flop after your transfer away from Everton.

lost and confused

In the Summer, I was darn proud to be an Evertonian, despite the shameful lowest points total in the premiership. Rooney’s performances at Euro 04 were breathtaking. He was one of us, a true blue, and he was ours, not in the sense that we owned him, but in the sense that he was of us, an Evertonian.

Last season, I warned many of you that Rooney is a time bomb waiting to go off in our TV Screens, the previous year I had warned everyone that we are witnessing the emergence of the greatest talent to appear. I felt last year that there was an inevitability about Rooney’s demise as an Everton icon. He had become bigger than the club (perhaps probably TOO BIG for himself to handle), in fact he is ill-equipped to deal with the interests his success generated. The exploitation by agents and the media was bound to take Rooney away from Everton sooner or later.

Where will this leave Everton? It is confirmation of what I have long accepted that Everton is now a third-rate power in the Premiership. A huge distance behind the top three, a reasonable gap behind the likes of Newcastle, Middlesbrough, Spurs, Villa clubs. (No, Liverpool is not in any of the above classes..That i'll NEVER SURRENDER TO!) I was thinking which ManU or Newcastle players could we have in exchange for Rooney and then i came to a conclusion that it would take an least half of their club's squad players to equal the value of Rooney!! (How i wish this could happen) Frankly, no player in their right mind would leave ManU or Newcastle for Everton. The transfer will have to be SOLELY CASH!!

The cash will never get us another Rooney, in reality £30M is cheap for such a 'phenomeneon' player. Paul Gregg will want his wife’s money out of Everton and Blue Bill’s rescue plan will only attract the Finnans and Traores of this world. We will be another team of “never mind the quality, feel the quantity”. If we underachieve this year, how will we even be able to attract players of quality? The out-of-contract players – many of whom we will be glad to see their departure somehow or another will be difficult to replace.. Ironic, isnt it?

What happens to all those Rooney 18 shirts? I personally have two and does that mean that i have to start tuning in to Man United and cheer them on in the Champions League when Rooney scores? Simply Sickening isnt it?

I feel betrayed. I have some sympathy for Rooney but it all STOPS right HERE. Whatever happened to loyalty? To commitment? Rooney’s refusal to sign another contract, to publicly declare his position at Everton, and most of all to align himself with agents hostile which are against Everton’s interests. Why dont he just stand up and announce his intentions PUBLICLY instead of putting fans like us thru such horrifying times. We are all in total darkness and have the slightest idea of what is installed for us in the near future. Fans like me have been glued to my handbook for the past few days trying to catch every breath of news regarding this transfer and this is certainly not something that anyone would fancy doing at all times. I feel bitterness towards the whole football industry, to the management and administration at Everton. If only YOU could stand up and clear it all up, regardless of your intentions of staying or leaving, just clear it up for the sake of the fans!!

There are other sports I can spend my loyalty and cash on.. Those which send out a better message about what is important in life. Friendship, honour, humility, trust, honesty, openness, fidelity, endeavour and most of all loyalty; I find all of these virtues corrupted by this whole sour affair. It will take me a long time to recover from this one.

I remain a loyal Evertonian and hope for better times but it is a very bleak outlook and I am very, very disillusioned..even after reading this site...
The situation as Evertonians understand

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Getting my new kit!!



Hey, the Chang Beer is not that bad okay..The kit's not that bad..I'll get this Blue one first and probably get the white one end year or so..

Meera is going back to Singapore for a week and i got her to get me this kit from there!! Thanks so much mate!! She'd be back next Friday and i'll be counting down the days of her arrival!!

But what name should i print? Gravesen 16, Cahill 17 or Osman 21.. *dilemma*

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

P i c t u r e - s a y s - i t - a l l



And all these must happen when i'm in Australia!! Sad isnt it? Oh well..shite happens.. Well, phone interview is a consolation i guess.. Listen up for me voice this coming Sunday between 11-12noon in the programme Football Extra on Star Sports channel..

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

I have a list of questions that I’d kill to know the answers to. Up there at the top of the list are:

How do I predict those four numbers for those lotto draws?

Is there a man alive who knows exactly what a woman is thinking?

and most importantly,

Why is it utterly impossible to predict the severity of a hangover?



Just below these comes the "What is going on at Everton?" question.

I thought I’d seen every type of balls-up possible at a football club. I was wrong; I got to witness yet another new and improved variety. I regularly shake my head in disbelief at the goings on at Goodison but I can’t anymore; my head has shook so much that I’m dizzy and my neck is clicking.

Regarding this latest episode in the saga that is the recent history of EFC, the most deflating thing is that I am not in the least bit surprised.

Why can’t the club ever get anything right? And I mean anything. Absolutely everything they touch turns to shit. Does the left hand ever know what the right hand is doing? Nothing in life has the capacity to do my head in as much as that football club; even women don’t run it close (well i have one on my head right now but it aint that bad).

I woke up on last Monday morning and clicked on my Everton sites and saw Everton and new Russian investors splashed all over - wow! I looked down at all the usual shit of Rooney revelations all over as usual. For an Evertonian, it’s just another day.

Unfortunately all this deflects attention away from the fact that we outplayed a Premiership team away from home at the weekend.

There are very fishy goings on at Everton at the moment. If Gregg’s legal representation did have all the necessary documentation in its possession since last week, why did he call the Board Meeting off? Why hasn’t it been rescheduled? There are also other fishy goings on concerning Everton, but these goings on are out of the club’s control.

As usual, us fans, the fans — who pay the poke that keep the club running if not being squandered are then left totally in the dark.

We have one week left until the transfer window closes. Stretford looks like he is cranking up the pressure and Gregg really does need to get his arse into gear. Both have exit strategies in place but both exits will undoubtedly never benefit the real victims in all of this, David Moyes and the long suffering Everton faithful.

If you think we’ve gone through some shit never forget the amount of shit that Moyes has been through.

Right now some heads (STRETFORD, Kenwright & Gregg) certainly need banging and banging hard.



Frustrated, angry, dissapointed, heart-ached fan..

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Crystal Palace 1 - Everton 3

First away game, and a WIN instantly away from home!! Wohoo~~ There aren't many feelings in the world to equal the joy of the Toffees winning away from home.. Finally a good news.. Down 0-1 then we got a penalty and equalise thru Maddog Gravesen and amazingly he grabbed another goal to make it 2-1 and Naysmith somehow must get a red card to give us a scare before Marcus Bent opening his Everton account to make it 3-1!! Palace 1 Everton 3 match report


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Saturday, August 21, 2004

My Flight Test!!

Well, here's some pictures of my FIRST ever flight!! No, not my first time sitting!! DUHH!!! But actually FLYING a plane!! Some flying academy scholarship exam thing.. Flying Academy site


A picture of the plane that i was about to fly..


Beautiful aint it? Simply a beauty...Taking off the plane was good..60 knots, and gently pull back the elevator..and *poof* airborne..


A picture of me in the plane!! Yes mid-air, taken by me instructor.


Side view..Me instructor reckon that i do some pretty good take-off and turnings for a beginner.. :)


Well, i cant be taking pictures all the time. Afterall, it's still an exam but these pictures of my landing was taken as no beginners are allowed to land a plane..


Closer....


Touching down...


Just me and the plane. Do hope that i get a buzz from the academy in mid-September! ;)
I'LL BE BACK!!

Wicked fun!!

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Humiliation.. Everton 1 - Gunners 4

First game of the season and with my bare eyes i watched Everton continued from where they left off the season before..horrifyingly..
*speechless*



Everton 1 - Gunners 4 match report



There's other better pictures but i prefer to have pictures of Everton kickin arses!! Thank You Carsley for that consolation goal..

Saturday, August 14, 2004

It's TRUE!!


YupP!! It's true!! It actually works!! Use ARIEL detergents and you'll certainly be able to wash out any shite off your clothes..