i'm bored..it aint good when im hyper yet bored..

Here are some of the transfers and rumours that my 3rd ear have heard..(somehow or another i've heard it) Enjoy!!

1) Pele (The Selangor Club has dismissed the rumour of a you-play, you-pay contract with Good ol' Legendary Pele)

2) Azman Adnan (Was on the verge of signing a contract with Everton until one of the Everton official discovered that Azman was gay, the transfer collapsed but only for Liverpool to excitedly pounce on this chance. Mind you, they didn't show any interest until they heard that he's gay)

3) Tiger Woods (Was about to sign a lucrative 3 years contract worth 12 million for upkeeping the pitch until he discovered the pitch that Liverpool have)

4) Michael & Ralf Schumacher (Have been brought in by Sir Alex as in replacement of Gary & Phil)

5) Michael Jordan (Have been a star in basketball, baseball and now football. Apparently, this is seen as a money making deal by Liverpool where they will reach the States market, however the Americans quickly turned off their TV sets and swear that they'll never watch anythin got to do with Liverpool and Michael after watching Michael's 30 minutes debut where he handled the ball numerous times and also reported that Liverpool FC was to switch to Liverpool Baseball Club after realising that most Liverpool players show more promising talent in Baseball then in football.)

6) Beyonce Knowles (Chelsea was reported to be interested in Beyonce. However sources have stated that Abramovich and Mourinho shares the same fantasy and the signing of Beyonce was solely for the interest of shagging and not for the club. She however will report in as the new tea lady in place of current tea lady, Alvin Chan)

7) Joseph S. Blatter (Have quitted his presidency of FIFA and is now looking to start a whole new sport which is similar to football but all rules will be made by him!! Offside, no removing shirt when celebrating goals and etc)

You see..i told you it aint good when im hyper but bored..Destructions could happen ya know..

All information stated above are solely made up. It is all fictional and at no means is headed to any particular individual(s).