Laugh your heads off!!

Found this good shite from Charmaine's blog..

I wont paste everything but will pick some out of it..

Insanity takes hold in the lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
4. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
5. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
6. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
7. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
8. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
9. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
10. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
11. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
12. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
13. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
14. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
15. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
18. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
19. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
20. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
21. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
22. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
23. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
24. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
25. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

These ideas remind me of some ideas Jem, Derr, Shane and myself have either done before or an least thought of it before..Those were the days...