Saturday, October 23, 2004

Bumming..

It's been a simple day so far..Played Mahjong at Cafe 41 yesterday nite..We didnt keep track of the time..Just kept on playing and EATING!! Munching.. All started from Ronald and Kent wanting to eat supper.. 3 rounds of fries, 2 rounds of fish fillets and 1 round of pizza.. The oven was busy all nite long..No, rephrase that as 'All morning long'..

"How can u help mend a broken heart when ur heart is shattered as well?" Only to realise that if you want to help, you have to ignore ur own feelings.. No worries, im fine!! :)

Hmm..complicating? Nehh..not really..Anyway, my parents rang me yesterday and gave me the option of Proton Gen2 vs Toyota Avanza.. Supposingly will be mine when i gradute.. Hmmm.. Suddenly, so eager to get another car.. I personally don't fancy a 7-seater MVP Avanza..Me in it? eeeehww.... I still love the 98' Civic then. haihh... :( Shouldnt have sold that... Well, Gen2's not too bad..Had a go in one of it before i left, and not too bad..Pretty comfy in it..And surprisingly, the handling of the car was pretty good.. Well, whatever happens it'll be down to my dad to make the decision.. o well..


...................................VS...................................


This is still better, don't you think so?? oh well..


Smart ways to scare ur housemate away..

1) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name them after your hsemates. Separate your hsemate's potato (the person ur trying to frighten away) from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your hsemate's potato and eat it. Explain to your hsemate, "He just didn't belong."

2) Move everything to one side of the hse. Ask your hsemate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the house with concern.

3) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your housemate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

4) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your housemate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

6) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your housemate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry and on the verge of starvation. Make a scene out of it!!

7) Every time your housemate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your hsemate and your watch and say, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

8) Talk back to your cereals. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Ahahha..Got these shite from my sister..No worries to my current hsemate and future hsemates.. (U know who you are..) I dont reckon that i'll use the above tactics.. Unless i dont get what i want!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! Regretting now? nyek nyek.. :P

Ok, nuff of bumming..get back to work..

2 Comments:

At 8:35 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA so funny heyyy

till i reached the part where u said no worries to ur current & future hsemates

then it hit me

maybe i shld move out next sem......

 
At 2:29 am, Blogger ivan7 said...

aww...no worries..it wouldnt happen..well..i think..

:P

 

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